happy saturday everyone!!
.. i wasn't going to post today because its the weekend, andd i drank alot last night but i had a bunch of people ask where my blog is today .. and thank you so much for that!! yayyy :D ... so here you go ..
OK.. so i have a love/hate relationship with the jersey shore .. i love it, and i hate myself for loving it .. but you know what so does alot of america so i'm not alone .. when i first met my boyfriend, he made fun of me for loving it so much .. and this season opener he bought ravioli's .. isn't he the cutest?! i converted him.. that's the effect i have on men .. (sorry babe)
ok so the jersey shore is in its what .. 4th season?.. in good old italy.. even though half of the cast isn't italian AND only one cast member can kinda sorta speak italian..
so instead of critiquing the show .. im going to do what i do best .. pull people apart.. cast member by cast member..
j-woww - ok, so the first season i thought jenny or j-woww as they call her .. was a complete white trash looking skank.. then last season she actually looked really hot AND i actually started to like her!.. and this season she looks like skeletor on crack.. did you see her on the episode where mike "the snitchuation" went to the hospital??? when she was crying??? she looked scary..you went too far j-woww..way too far.. not only that.. has anyone noticed what a two-faced bitch she is? .. bff with the boys then bff with the girls playing both sides of the fence.. if she was in my house i'de crack her right in the mouth.. im not scared of j-woww.. believe that.. and if you're reading this .. COME AT ME BRO!
mike "the situation" sorrentino - umm.. the only situation is how he claims to be a ladies man but never gets any ladies.. he annoys me .. he seems like he has a good heart, but hes a snitch and a liar too.. which kind of cancels the other out .. and now, all of a sudden he loves snookie?! meanwhile he always talked shit about her.. the dude is so obnoxious, and he has a butter face.. but he makes more money than god .. so what more can i say.. ide blow the grenade whistle on him for sure.. god bless america
vinny- i loved vinny..he was the one down to earth, kind hearted kid in the house .. now he is coincided and obnoxious .. i don't like what the show has done to him.. and he better slow his role cause eventually this will die out, and we will be watching "where are they now: the jersey shore" and vinny will still be living with his mom, starring in spam commercials.
pauly d -- my favorite .. funny .. cute .. yes hes coincided like vinny, but hes always been that way .. that's just him .. he has a tanning bed in his house for god's sake .. i just wish he would do something with that hair .. i know thats his "thing" but that helmet of his reminds me of the army turtles from super mario.. you know, the ones that throw the hammers.
sammi and ronnie- of course i put these two together .. am i the only one who sees how f'd up ronnie is to this girl? yes, shes an idiot for staying with him.. but hes SUCH a dick to her .. and not to mention he has TOTAL roid-rage .. hes calling other girls while they are together .. she says one thing and he turns into the hulk .. i have never seen sam kiss one dude on that show, but i've seen ronnie do a wholeeee lot.. but everyone blames everything on this moron of a girl.. HEY SAM .. leave ronnie .. you're pretty!! but not when you cry .. then you're horrific looking .. that scrunched up face you make .. esh.
snooki -- is a total idiot.. but i love her,and for some reason i think she is totally adorable.. i enjoy her retardation.. i wish i was her friend so i could make fun of her in a loving way.. besides that shes a best selling author.. how many of you can say that? yea.. i thought so.
deena -- oh deena.. she tries so hard i almost feel so bad for her ... shes a nice girl just a little misguided.. did you see her outfit at the VMA's? it looked like someone ate a bag of skittles, and threw it up on her.. who the f is her stylist .. cause they should be fired..and i guess in hindsight she is DEFINITELY better than angelina.. do you like the boobs?!
ok guys.. im way too tired, that's all i got for now.. add your 2 cents.. curse me out.. whatever you want! either way ill still watch jersey shore this thursday.
YEAHHHHH BUDDY!
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