mayor bloomberg will NOT be taking the subway today..

mayor bloomberg consistently manages to amuse me..

in lieu (isnt that so fun to say?) of the recent "credible" terror threats, our fearless leader, mayor bloomberg, held a press conference (or course).. to shed some light on the breaking news, talk about the measures new york is taking, and what we should do in this situation..

while he was blabbing on (in his annoyingly  nasal tone).. looking completely uninterested, not looking up once from his paper..as if he were talking about schools closing due to snow.. these following few sentences jumped out at me.. "this should in no way affect your day to day lives, I WILL BE TAKING THE SUBWAY TOMORROW" .. i could hear millions of new yorkers out my window collectively say "huh??" .. bull f'ing sh*t mayor.. do you actually expect me to believe you ride the subway everyday?! does he really expect US to believe that? .. has anyone ever even seen bloomie on a subway sitting next to a sleeping crackhead, or giving quarters to a mariachi band? .. i saw one picture of him on the subway once, and it was after the MTA strike had ended.. he was on a COMPLETELY empty subway car during rush hour (like that EVER happens) .. and he had about 30 security men around him (probably trying to prevent him from getting shot by some spanish guy who is furious over him consistently butchering his native language)

and you know what.. if i had his money i wouldn't be taking the subway either.. hell no .. i'm waiting for the day i have enough money for car services to drive me everywhere.. BUT don't lie about it dude .. we are new yorkers, we aren't stupid .. don't insult our intelligence .. like most politicians, i don't trust that man.. its like in a relationship when you think "if they lie about this.. what else do they lie about?"

if god forbid something were to happen.. believe you me.. mr. mayor will be snug as a bug somewhere holding press conferences telling us not to panic.. dick.

but really .. we do worry about this .. and who really gets the brunt of it are those brave men and women, and their families.. not knowing what may happen, but preparing to be the first ones there helping us .. and those heroes deserve a great big thank you! so if you see some troops/policemen in penn or grand central today..or anywhere around the city.. say thank you.. they deserve it.

as the anniversary of 9/11 approaches.. lets remember those we lost.. the ones who gave their lives to save others.. AND how far we have come in the last 10 years.. because we really have .. we are new york god damn it! .. we are strong and resilient.. and we will continue to be that way! 

be safe and aware everyone <3

a remake of footloose? say it ain't so!

i go to the movies alot.. and i have been seeing the preview for the remake of "footloose".. you know.. the huge 1984 hit (which also happens to be the year of my birth .. it was a good year).. starring kevin bacon.. which launched the kenny loggin hit named after the movie .. and a hit broadway show .. well, 27 years later .. a director, craig brewer .. who obviously could not come up with any new material has decided .. hmm .. lets remake this massive hit .. and hope it goes just as well..

i have news for you craig.. surprisingly, you are not the first person to try this! (i know, hard to believe).. and it usually doesn't work out..

so its starring kenny wormald (yea, i dont know who he is either), and julianne hough.. the girl from dancing with the stars, and the proactive commercials.

when i first saw the preview it took every ounce of self control i had to not stand up, and blurt out "oh comeeee onnnn what the hell is this sh*t?!" i had visions of "dirty dancing-havana nights" running in my head.. :shiver:

ALSO, country star blake shelton has been given the task to remake the hit song .. listen to a preview here..


http://vodpod.com/watch/15371590-blake-shelton-footloose-preview


for me, it lacks some UMPH..


so.. not only are they remaking the movie .. they are also remaking a hit song.. i cant wait to see how this pans out.. pan being the operative word.

this got me thinking.. of some remakes of famous movies that didn't work .. and also maybe some sequels that were absolutely awful but we loved them anyway.. HELLO! grease 2?! c-o-ol r-i-d-e-r..

so i will have a follow up blogs on remakes that worked, remakes that didn't work .. sequels that worked, and sequels that didn't .. but they were so cheesy we loved them anyway!!

so what are you thoughts? excited about footloose? disgusted? don't really care whatsoever? let me know!!

by request .. the jersey shore

happy saturday everyone!!

.. i wasn't going to post today because its the weekend, andd i drank alot last night but i had a bunch of people ask where my blog is today .. and thank you so much for that!! yayyy :D ... so here you go ..

OK.. so i have a love/hate relationship with the jersey shore .. i love it, and i hate myself for loving it .. but you know what so does alot of america so i'm not alone .. when i first met my boyfriend, he made fun of me for loving it so much .. and this season opener he bought ravioli's .. isn't he the cutest?! i converted him.. that's the effect i have on men .. (sorry babe)

ok so the jersey shore is in its what .. 4th season?.. in good old italy.. even though half of the cast isn't italian AND only one cast member can kinda sorta speak italian..

so instead of critiquing the show .. im going to do what i do best .. pull people apart.. cast member by cast member..

j-woww - ok, so the first season i thought jenny or j-woww as they call her .. was a complete white trash looking skank.. then last season she actually looked really hot AND i actually started to like her!.. and this season she looks like skeletor on crack.. did you see her on the episode where mike "the snitchuation" went to the hospital??? when she was crying??? she looked scary..you went too far j-woww..way too far.. not only that.. has anyone noticed what a two-faced bitch she is? .. bff with the boys then bff with the girls playing both sides of the fence.. if she was in my house i'de crack her right in the mouth.. im not scared of j-woww.. believe that.. and if you're reading this .. COME AT ME BRO!

mike "the situation" sorrentino - umm.. the only situation is how he claims to be a ladies man but never gets any ladies.. he annoys me .. he seems like he has a good heart, but hes a snitch and a liar too.. which kind of cancels the other out .. and now, all of a sudden he loves snookie?! meanwhile he always talked shit about her.. the dude is so obnoxious, and he has a butter face.. but he makes more money than god .. so what more can i say.. ide blow the grenade whistle on him for sure.. god bless america

vinny- i loved vinny..he was the one down to earth, kind hearted kid in the house .. now he is coincided and obnoxious .. i don't like what the show has done to him.. and he better slow his role cause eventually this will die out, and we will be watching "where are they now: the jersey shore" and vinny will still be living with his mom, starring in spam commercials.

pauly d -- my favorite .. funny .. cute .. yes hes coincided like vinny, but hes always been that way .. that's just him .. he has a tanning bed in his house for god's sake .. i just wish he would do something with that hair .. i know thats his "thing" but that helmet of his reminds me of the army turtles from super mario.. you know, the ones that throw the hammers.  

sammi and ronnie- of course i put these two together .. am i the only one who sees how f'd up ronnie is to this girl? yes, shes an idiot for staying with him..  but hes SUCH a dick to her .. and not to mention he has TOTAL roid-rage .. hes calling other girls while they are together .. she says one thing and he turns into the hulk .. i have never seen sam kiss one dude on that show, but i've seen ronnie do a wholeeee lot.. but everyone blames everything on this moron of a girl.. HEY  SAM .. leave ronnie .. you're pretty!! but not when you cry .. then you're horrific looking .. that scrunched up face you make .. esh.

snooki -- is a total idiot.. but i love her,and for some reason i think she is totally adorable.. i enjoy her retardation.. i wish i was her friend so i could make fun of her in a loving way.. besides that shes a best selling author.. how many of you can say that? yea.. i thought so.

deena -- oh deena.. she tries so hard i almost feel so bad for her ... shes a nice girl just a little misguided.. did you see her outfit at the VMA's? it looked like someone ate a bag of skittles, and threw it up on her.. who the f is her stylist .. cause they should be fired..and i guess in hindsight she is DEFINITELY better than angelina.. do you like the boobs?!

ok guys.. im way too tired, that's all i got for now.. add your 2 cents.. curse me out.. whatever you want! either way ill still watch jersey shore this thursday.

YEAHHHHH BUDDY!

labor day weekend!! end of the summer woes, and parties!

did you wake this morning and think, "holy white pantsuits, its labor day weekend!" ? i know i did.. i can't believe that the summer is almost over..there was so much i was supposed to do in august, like go tubing down a river, eat seafood outside, and ride a roller coaster.. alas, i watched all the episodes of "bored to death" and prepared for a hurricane.. the best laid plans, huh? 


either way.. i don't know about you, but i work all summer .. unlike all my teacher family and friends who just got to party it up for the last 2 months, and annoy the shit out of me with their facebook updates about going to the beach everyday, and sleeping in late.. so to those loved ones.. i say ha ha haaaa back to work, bi*ch!!


so .. what better way to spend this joyous occasion then spending all the hard earned money we make laboring day to day? what will you be doing? if you live in NY .. (which most of you do..since im not some huge blogger, and only my friends and family read this..(hi mom!)) here are a few things going on around town!!


-electric zoo -- you know i had to start with this.. everyones favorite field day.. taking place on randall's island "e-zoo" is a crazy 3 day multi dj house/techno music event.. basically a dirty raver, and a bleached blonde jersey girls delight.. don't get me wrong.. i have went to this for 2 years in a row now.. BUT .. im just tired of it.. ive been having a fight with myself over wether or not to go this year and ive decided not to..everyone all fu*ked up in a field..waiting on a line for a dirty porter potty for 30 minutes behind some chunky girl who is all hopped up on ecstacy, and insists on giving you free hugs..trying to find friends for hours because you either have no service, or they cannot put a sentence together.. ALSO..if you are taking public transit, there is only one bus out of there and it drops you in the middle of nowhere in harlem.. so be prepared for that.. if you have never been..go.. you will have fun.. but at this point im personally over it (sorry guys, i know alot of you still love it) .. but i'm just being honest.. of course some of my FAVORITE dj's will be there.. including Danny T (always a great time), Carl Cox, Danny Hawtin, Loco Dice.. the list goes on.. here is the catch.. they are all on different days, at totally different times, and they don't play for that long.


i know i have made this sound soo enticing .. so if ive talked you into going.. find out more here
http://www.madeevent.com/ElectricZoo/


hamptons-- the hamptons are always fun!! just be prepared to spend your weekend spending all your money, and dealing with some stuck up people.. but once you get through that.. its all good.


in my opinion the best parties in the hamptons are at neptunes of course!!
sunday- miss jennifer, palz, & garcia
monday- VICTOR! (my fave.. it gets me so mad they do this on monday when so many people have work on tuesday.. if you go to victor you better plan on partying/dancing your ass off!)
http://www.neptunebeachclub.net/


or you can just lounge by the beach, enjoy the many bars/restaurants, or hit up the barn


stay home - if you want to hit up a party there are plenty to go to right here in the city BUT my plan this weekend is to chill, relax.. hang out and bbq/drink wayyy too much with my family/friends.. this has turned into my favorite thing to do .. ive done all of the above.. and now this is what makes me the happiest.. awwwww look at that, im growing up!! ..


jersey- you can always go to the shore or a.c.. i dont have much to say on those.. we all know what thats about.


i am sure there are plenty of things going on i didnt mention.. let us know!!


so.. what are you doing this weekend? whatever it is .. have fun and dont get so wasted some incriminating photo, or video pops up on the internet.. and don't end up in bookings (i like to say that instead of "be safe" because thats what "be safe" really means on a holiday weekend)

kim kardashian.. really?

OK so for my first official blog i will address something that has been eating away at me.. i have been seeing WAYYY too much kim kardashian in the papers, tv, magazines, EVERYWHERE .. i even saw keeping up with the kardashians filming by my job.. its like they haunt me.. (i do watch the show when i flick through the channels, and its on..i must admit..skinny girls crying over gaining 2 pounds or kris jenner crying over a new wrinkle on her face gives me some sort of sick thrill)

anyway..

oh.. did kim get ass implants? kims getting married! pics from the wedding! will kim have a baby? blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.. my opinion on this is who gives a flying fu*k? .. dont get me wrong.. i get it .. the girl is gorgeous and she has an AMAZING body.. but lets be serious.. the girl got famous for making a sex tape with ray-j (another sorta kinda celeb due to his sister brandy and a shitty romance show on VH1 (i think you can buy your own show on there nowadays)) .. do you know in other countries if a sex tape got out of a girl, they would cut her genitals off? no kidding!! .. but not in america.. oh no!.. here.. we make them famous, give their family a show, and ask the serious question.. what will kim pick as her china pattern? .. and really its our fault because we feed right into it.. but you know what, good for her.. in other news.. i need to make a sex tape.

welcome, bitches!

for those of you who dont know me.. im jessica rigney.. i have a big mouth, i have something to say about everything, and don't hold back anything..basically.. piss people off on a regular basis..so of coursee i have decided to start a blog!! pissing people off one post at a time!! :D

..but it won't all be pissing people off, i can do that on facebook in one status update..this will be a blog on everything.. ill talk celeb gossip.. rate music, movies, and books.. give my opinion on the news (when i decide to watch it).. make fun of others, and just talk about life in general..from my own point of view.. fun stuff, huh? ALSO if you have anything you would like to know my opinion on.. reach out, tell me.. and ill give it to you (and then you might wish you didn't ask) ;)

well, sit back, relax, and enjoy

thanks for visiting! come back soon, ya hear?! 
jess<3